The CatholiCity Message

Volume IV, Number 7 – April 3, 2000

Dear CatholiCity Citizen,

Today's message is a warm-up for a very important and soul-saving announcement that we've been hinting at for a long time: this week we're going to announce the first all-new free Catholic recording from the Mary Foundation in almost two years.

We've just started production. Our staff is hard at work preparing our website and our shipping center for the deluge of requests. As always, CatholiCity Citizens are going to be the first people in the world to be able to receive this new tak. We can assure you of one thing: it's destined to be an all-time classic. It's that good. It's also absolutely perfect for Lent. We're counting on you to bring it to the world.

So keep your eye on your email. If everything goes just right, the announcement will come on Wednesday.

MIRACLES NEEDED
Until then, let's all 20,000 of us pray together right now. We have close friends who are struggling during an extremely difficult time in their marriage. We're sure you have friends whose marriage is in trouble, too. Let's pray for them, and if you want, please pray out loud:

"In the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit. Dear Saint Joseph, please ask Jesus to help heal and supernaturally rejuvenate the broken and bleeding marriages among our friends and families. We are all sinners, and without you, our marriages would be empty shells. So please, we beg you, fill our hearts with humility. Fill our hearts with love for our spouses. Help our troubled marriages. Help us start again! Amen."

QUOTE OF THE WEEK
"The time to relax is when you don't have time for it."
Sydney J. Harris

JOKE OF THE WEEK
A graduate with a science degree asks, "Why does it work?"
A graduate with an engineering degree asks, "How does it work?"
A graduate with an accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?"
A graduate with a business degree asks, "How can we market it?"
A graduate with a liberal arts degree asks, "You want fries with that?"

Thanks for being patient. See you in just a couple days!!!

Yours in Christ,

Your Peeps at CatholiCity