The CatholiCity Message

Volume II, Number 5 – February 5, 1999

Dear CatholiCity Citizen,

Several quick items this week, including a pun so bad you won't be able to stop wincing. Let's get started...

1. LATE FOR OUR OWN FUNERAL
You may have noticed that this CatholiCity Message sometimes arrives on Monday, sometimes on Friday. We don't have a particular deadline. Sometimes, like this week, We're waiting for a new item or service to go online on the website, like the following...

2. BY FAR, LINC WAS THE COOLEST GUY ON THE MOD SQUAD
Okay, many of you don't remember (or weren't born) when the hit 1970's TV series was all the rage. And it's a stretch between the Mod Squad's Linc (short for "Lincoln") and how to set up a CatholiCity link, but hey, you don't know the pressure we're feeling trying to keep this stuff fresh for 9,000 readers worldwide. The point is, if you want to set up a link to CatholiCity in your personal homepages, including graphic and descriptions, just go to:

http://www.catholicity.com/support/linktous.html

3. DANGER. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO DO THIS IN YOUR HOME
(Our thanks and regrets to CatholiCity Citizen Steve Delia for the following.)

A group of chess enthusiasts check into a posh hotel and stand in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After an hour, the concierge comes out and asks them to disperse.

"But why?" they protested.

"Because," the concierge replies with a huff, "we simply will not tolerate chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."

Until next week!

Yours in Christ,

Your Friends at CatholiCity